Sassing it up

Does it make me a bad person if I want to K-I-L-L my hostel roommate? Hold that thought. You wouldn't say that if you knew what she is really like. To your face she will be the sweetest (read most fake) person ever, saying sickeningly saccharine stuff but in real life, her meanness could make a nun swear. You know the kind of mean that is manipulative and appears docile to the entire universe while only you know the face behind the mask? She is much worse. Oh, how I wish I could get rid of her! I have tried everything but she just sticks on like a creepy vine...just like my extremely clingy ex-boyfriend. I don't mean to be prejudiced but both of them are Cancerians- the needy lot. The worst part is that she yells. I wish someone would please tell her that raising voice doesn't do anything to raise the quality of her speech. She will still stay her same old lame self. I don't care if you judge me. She has been successfully making my life a living hell for the past six months. She is perhaps the only living person capable of driving me total nuts while my mother, even after her continued attempts, couldn't achieve this feat. Living with an insane person is not easy but living with this crazy woman is unbearable. I hate her and wish her the worst with all my heart with every good reason.