Wednesday, 22 May 2013

A DATING MANUAL, A GUIDE TO IMPRESS YOURS TRULY ;)


Do’s -:

  1. Do be interesting. If you are exceptionally good at any one of your hobbies, it’s a great plus point.
  2. Do be honest. I despise liars.
  3. Do be classy. Anything cheap or fake is a huge turn-off.
  4. Do be strong-willed in your affections. I admire loyalty.
  5. Do present your affections in a physical manner. I don’t like overtly shy people.

Don’ts-:

  1. Don’t be boring. I want someone to have fun with, a partner in crime rather.
  2. Don’t be needy, clingy, overtly emotional or extra sensitive. I can hurt you very easily otherwise, probably every single time I open my mouth.
  3. Don’t be weak-willed. I hate cowards.
  4. Do NOT be fickle. I have to be the only woman in your eyes, heart and mind. Anything else is unacceptable.
  5. Don’t expect me to like everything that you like. We don’t need to share all our interests. Individuality and variety work wonders for a relationship.

TURN-OFFS-:

  1. Lying- I never lie and I can NOT stand liars.
  2. Fake and Cheap people. People with a bad sense of humor are included.
  3. Beauty conscious men. Anyone who says, “Honey, I can’t step out in the sun because it burns my skin” deserves being slapped.
  4. Shabby or unkempt looks with no regard to personal hygiene. I may be a lioness but I do not live in the jungle. I m not a huge fan of the “just out of the bed” or “rough, raw and primal” looks which directly translate into “I am a wild animal. I don’t know what a shower means, I have never seen a mirror and I do not own a comb.”
  5. Unnecessarily shy men. I am not the one to make the first move so, do not expect me to call//text/contact you first. Any man who says, “Give me a call” instead of doing the calling himself is just not worth my time!

TURN-ONS-:

1.      Intelligent, pleasant conversations.
2.      Wit, Humor, Charm and Class- all together.
3.      Humility- Anyone with their head in clouds can simply exit.
4.      Sincerity and Honesty- A man of his words is a Gentleman.
5.      Strength of character- Mean what you say. I am not a huge fan of changeable personalities. I like a man to be exactly what I’ve always known him to be.

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